{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Saturday, 05-Sep-15 00:03:35 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3981816","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"The weebest insect on the Bionis\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Over here a common method to avoid conscription was inserting a chili pepper up the butt, causing a severe irritation that'd be seen by the doctors as hemorroids an the person would be marked unfit for service."}