{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-15 17:52:36 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3982533","html":"I fully suspect that if I were to be butchered and sold in a grocery store that, due to my diet, I would have to be classsified as a cheese-stuffed sausage."}