{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 06-Sep-15 21:07:19 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3982617","html":"Dear people who take stuff in stores then decide they don't want it and leave it in an entirely different aisle: You're the worst. Ever. <br \/><br \/>Sincerely, every grocery worker."}