{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 14-Sep-15 02:43:05 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3985343","html":"So I was like, "I'm the Son of God," and they were like, "No way," and I was like, "Yahweh." --Valley Jesus"}