{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 14-Sep-15 14:01:05 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3985463","html":"I just don't even see the point of getting out of bed when we can just plug into the Matrix and pretend to get out of bed while staying in a comfy gel tube bed thing."}