{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sprocket (sprocket)'s status on Saturday, 19-Sep-15 00:26:00 UTC","author_name":"Sprocket (sprocket)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sprocket","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3987680","html":"Dad: &quot;Explains why there aren't any strippers in the mushroom kingdom... those gold coins would hurt! They probably moved to Hyrule...&quot;<br \/>Me: &quot;But there aren't really a whole lot of strippers in Zelda save for a couple, but even then, they're not really strippers&quot;<br \/>Dad: &quot;There's the great fairies...&quot;<br \/>Me: &quot;Oh... oh my god... OH MY GOD! HOLY CRAP!&quot;"}