{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 19-Sep-15 01:21:22 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3987800","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29817\" class=\"url\" title=\"Quinn Memes Bachman\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">bobo<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, I typically do it sideways instead of end-to-end, much easier even if it is less impressive. But the last time I did one end-to-end it ripped and stabbed me in the palm with an aluminum spike and I was just really glad it wasn't my face that got beer-knifed."}