{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 19-Sep-15 04:13:39 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3988018","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgirkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wait, if you're not my doctor, and Quinn likes space rocks, and Mushi is on the wrong Splatfest team, then who's been driving this whole time?"}