{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sprocket (sprocket)'s status on Saturday, 19-Sep-15 15:04:57 UTC","author_name":"Sprocket (sprocket)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sprocket","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3988153","html":"Dad: <b>*walks into my room to see my WTF-is-that-fort*<\/b><br \/>Me: &quot;Welcome to the blanket fort of solitude. My fortress of internet... my-&quot;<br \/>Dad: &quot;Just drink some f***in coffee&quot;"}