{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 20-Sep-15 03:16:47 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3988492","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9619\" class=\"url\" title=\"Techdisk\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">techdisk<\/span><\/a><\/span> It must suck when you're going through a life changing existential crisis and then all of a sudden there's mayonnaise everywhere"}