{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 00:16:51 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3990845","html":"I actually talk to my carpet machine a lot. People make fun of me for it."}