{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 18:41:12 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3991351","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Gherkout\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> not hard to find, just go into any given high school and point at the first person you see, your odds are like 3 to 1"}