{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 22:58:30 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3991484","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33282\" class=\"url\" title=\"3.25% Homosexual Milk\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spots<\/span><\/a><\/span> Biggest life lesson I've learned living here is you stay the hell away from the geese. Mercy does not exist in their violent screaming vocabulary."}