{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 27-Sep-15 10:10:52 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3993263","html":"I had to look up how to spell "bare".  I always thought it was "bear".  So "bear slang" kept resulting in hairy homosexuals and "bear jokes" just gave me a million puns involving "bear hands" or "bear minimum"."}