{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 27-Sep-15 20:39:23 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3993772","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"scoot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> Do that thing with the &quot;I've called you here today because one of you . . . IS A MURDERER!&quot; And then someone gets up and bolts all guilty-like and everyone's like &quot;Wow I never expected that from Dave&quot; and the main person is just &quot;Wait, no, it wasn't them, it was me!&quot; And the lights go out and people scream. <br \/><br \/>But, you know, dragged out for 300x the length of the Vine it probably deserves to be."}