{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-15 10:18:57 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3994490","html":"It's Friday night.<br \/>I'm putting on my highest heels.<br \/>My shortest skirt.<br \/>My best device for concealing my cherry,<br \/>and I got everything I need."}