{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firebug (thebrokenbug)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Oct-15 03:21:00 UTC","author_name":"Firebug (thebrokenbug)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thebrokenbug","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3999986","html":"4 out of 5 doctors recommend me for all your daily needs.<br \/><br \/>Those 4 doctors are changelings disguised as actual doctors because they owe me a favor.<br \/><br \/>The fifth is an actual doctor. Don't listen to him."}