{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firebug (thebrokenbug)'s status on Friday, 09-Oct-15 17:55:32 UTC","author_name":"Firebug (thebrokenbug)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thebrokenbug","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4002249","html":"That moment when you go to check your bank account to find out if you have $1 left or $2, and discover that you have $31."}