{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:33:48 UTC","author_name":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fnordly","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/400334","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/15\" class=\"url\" title=\"Derpy Hooves\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> If you can't see the \/b\/s, they can't taze you, bro."}