{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:42:54 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4004104","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nate Hacker\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">zazzle<\/span><\/a><\/span> I sure do love some good ol' fashion authority as much as the next guy, but responsibility is my greatest enemy in life"}