{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:02:55 UTC","author_name":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fnordly","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/400696","html":"What is the deal with the Capt'sizing? I will STRIKE DOWN upon thee with GREAT FURRY and FURIOUS ENVY those that try to poison and destroy our Samuel L Jackson, where the L is for Littlemissjackson, if your nastiness is SICK and MUPHIN COOKIN tired of the darned, forsaken BAaAaAaATS on my MUFFIN SMELLIN' nose."}