{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Light (l1ghtsword)'s status on Sunday, 18-Oct-15 01:42:37 UTC","author_name":"Light (l1ghtsword)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/l1ghtsword","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4007633","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29817\" class=\"url\" title=\"Quinn Memes Bachman\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">bonesbones<\/span><\/a><\/span> I have heard that it will require sheading a sufficient level of salt water from ones eye sockets."}