{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 02:35:26 UTC","author_name":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fnordly","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/401303","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/218\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span>, @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1906\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jonathan Conrad\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fnordly<\/span><\/a><\/span> has withdrawn his pointy stick. He now has a Twenty-Three pound Sledge Hammer! (more Canadian stereo-types) which he likes to lovingly refer to as Gravity. So, you see, this stocky, studly pink grapesy-cat looking-like pony has gravity on his side. Now, what did you say about his Queen?"}