{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"supercalafrajalicticexpialadotious (dooooooooooooooom)'s status on Sunday, 15-Nov-15 00:55:02 UTC","author_name":"supercalafrajalicticexpialadotious (dooooooooooooooom)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dooooooooooooooom","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4027882","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> WHY DONT I JUMP OUT A WINDOW??????? OR HAVE MORE COFFEE????"}