{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Luna. (bobo)'s status on Saturday, 21-Nov-15 03:14:24 UTC","author_name":"Luna. (bobo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bobo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4031524","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> It was during a house party, and the entire room went batkiwi crazy. My friend's mom thought that somebody got hurt, and when she asked if everyone was alright, I replied, &quot;Yeah, we're all fine, but you might want to get your son's salt levels checked.&quot;"}