{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stumperman (stumperman)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Dec-15 17:31:53 UTC","author_name":"Stumperman (stumperman)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/stumperman","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4038245","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mattimation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why does he even have a father"}