{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Sunday, 06-Dec-15 02:28:11 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4040089","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pickle McPie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Following more people == more incentive to keep coming back == higher site traffic == more demand from advertisers == \u00a2a$h mon\u20acy"}