{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sprocket (sprocket)'s status on Sunday, 06-Dec-15 06:45:07 UTC","author_name":"Sprocket (sprocket)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sprocket","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4040194","html":"I love to hold my gun in my right hand when I'm shooting, but I have to be careful so it doesn't slip out... <b>*cough*<\/b> obvious dirty joke <b>*cough*<\/b>"}