{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Dec-15 05:06:43 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4041897","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/38007\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sidney T. S.\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thesidekick<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ha, that's the one thing I don't have, sadly."}