{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 17-Dec-15 18:59:21 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4046795","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"Awlxa&#x13A;an\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">natawl<\/span><\/a><\/span> There isn't, which is why it's ridiculous"}