{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Dec-15 06:31:47 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4050026","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/37869\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lv. Another Bot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">lvbot<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's a shame that you were born a male. Your weird, creeper-like personality would have been attractive on a female."}