{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 27-Dec-15 05:00:23 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4052557","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"&#xFF2D;&#xFF49;&#xFF53;&#xFF53;&#x30DF;&#x30E9;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> You're only old relative to this site's main userbase, and even then you're not really old, just <i>older<\/i> per se (since most of us are teens or late teens\/early 20s)"}