{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"adiwan (adiwan)'s status on Monday, 04-Jan-16 13:49:42 UTC","author_name":"adiwan (adiwan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/adiwan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4057346","html":"Yesterday at the latest D&amp;D session:<br \/>Me: &quot;I'm good in Acrobatics. I'll balance over that pole in no time!&quot;<br \/><b>*rolls crit fail*<\/b><br \/><b>*falls into water and gets half eaten by sharks*<\/b><br \/><b>*gets pulled out of the water*<\/b><br \/>Me: &quot;Well. That was very unlucky. I'll try it again!&quot;<br \/><b>*rolls a 2, fail by 5*<br \/>*falls again into water and a shark takes another bite*<\/b>"}