{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jan-16 02:46:16 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4062083","html":"Which means if America wants to fix its problems, then all it needs is to elect a ~<b>SECRET PRESIDENT<\/b>~"}