{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 15-Jan-16 15:57:57 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4062958","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mattimation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Looking back alcohol wouldn't really help it since it really only makes So Bad It's Good films more fun and SH: Revelations is just genuinely unenjoyably awful. That being said, I feel the sensation of forcefully making myself pass out from intoxication would still be more pleasant than having to sit through SH: Revelations again."}