{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Haru (haru)'s status on Monday, 01-Feb-16 23:21:44 UTC","author_name":"Haru (haru)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/haru","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4071218","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tiffany\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> Step one go to coffee shop. Step two walk up to the first person you see over 18. Step three fairly loudly say &quot;You are attractive, quick come with me. I need your kind.&quot;"}