{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Feb-16 03:01:34 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4071656","html":"Overheard in the toy aisle:<br \/><br \/>Mother: Are you sure you want a lightsaber?<br \/>Child: &quot;Um... . . . YEAH!&quot;"}