{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 23:23:07 UTC","author_name":"Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fnordly","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/407345","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3264\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jesus Santoyo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">sonicdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> Are you really Jesus? We *so* need a Jesus on the Series of Tubes: the Movie. Who cares if computers blow-up when you walk by them? You are a muffin cooking carpenter! You shat the CPU!!!1!"}