{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Sunday, 07-Feb-16 19:02:04 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4076548","html":"I mean, if the car couldn't stop I think I'd rather be the one dying, then a whole lot of people get to go home and I'm not the asshole whose car mowed down a bunch of idiots in the street"}