{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Feb-16 18:42:23 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4078531","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/38919\" class=\"url\" title=\"iPi\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">eyepie<\/span><\/a><\/span> I meant, if I had to choose between A: Getting stuck in an elevator. or B: Lick a toilet to prove that it does not cause autism... I would probably pick B"}