{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Feb-16 19:41:30 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4078597","html":"Oh you son of an AMD processor...<br \/><br \/>I swear I am going to #$%&amp; up your west coast with *%#$*@@ accuracy and...<br \/><br \/>Or I could just counter-nuke your sorry civilization...<br \/><br \/>Hmm, choices"}