{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 14-Feb-16 21:51:43 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4082971","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ghethras, Son of Oldbeard\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I was just thinking about how the &quot;Friend Zone&quot; sounds like the <i>reward<\/i> that kids would earn in some kind of live-action-with-puppets late Saturday morning program. &quot;You get to go to the Friend Zone and get hugged by puppies made of rainbows!&quot;"}