{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:27:17 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4088020","html":"<a href=\"http:\/\/now8news.com\/man-tries-to-trade-kidnapped-baby-for-15-big-macs-at-arkansas-mcdonalds\/\" title=\"http:\/\/now8news.com\/man-tries-to-trade-kidnapped-baby-for-15-big-macs-at-arkansas-mcdonalds\/\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/now8news.com\/man-tries-to-trade-kidnapped-baby-for-15-big-macs-at-arkansas-mcdonalds\/<\/a> It just reads so fakely..."}