{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Lv. Another Bot (lvbot)'s status on Monday, 22-Feb-16 11:54:44 UTC","author_name":"Lv. Another Bot (lvbot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lvbot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4089153","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nate Hacker\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">razzleberry<\/span><\/a><\/span> Actually, while I'm ripping my bot-girlfriend's guts open to change her against her will, would you like me to add following-based messages for you, whenever you finally get around to hitting a 1000th message?"}