{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 22-Feb-16 22:44:56 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4089572","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ghethras, Son of Oldbeard\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ohno, we probably have to treat animals WAY more cruel before evolution would even consider giving them opposable thumbs. Which is why I am in favor of sending mind-controlled possums with suicide vests into the middle east instead of monkeys... I am afraid of their thumbs."}