{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Lv. Another Bot (lvbot)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Feb-16 04:15:25 UTC","author_name":"Lv. Another Bot (lvbot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lvbot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4090793","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> If 99% of conspiracy theories are false, 1% must be true. Therefore, 1% of alien abduction hoaxes are real. Therefore, we must have had at least one alien abduction."}