{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:52:20 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4092058","html":"I mean, I would effing love to get shrunk down and put on a ship and flown through somebody's body like on cartoons and stuff, but there really is no practical reason for anything like that at all whatsoever and they keep on doing it and I keep on wanting to do it, too."}