{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Monday, 29-Feb-16 00:17:28 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4096181","html":"&quot;HEP! SIR! MY HUSBAND IS DYING!&quot;<br \/>&quot;Have you tried turnign him off and back on again?&quot;"}