{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 29-Feb-16 00:27:34 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4096205","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3182\" class=\"url\" title=\"M80 Ball\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">m14brony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I could go outside right now wearing a frankenstein's monster mask and shout at every animal and pet every human I see for just over 20 minutes and probably get the same ammount of media attention in this shtty excuse for a village and probably get enough free drug samples for depression, anti neurotics, and probably at least 5 different flavours of narcoleptic drugs... Point is... it involves loads of public screaming, morbid paranoia, no lawsuits... it does not take a whole lot to get on every news station for up to 3 days in these parts... But I no doubt do not have the stamina compared to children's ability to get hurt and mommies screaming. That is for sure."}