{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Monday, 29-Feb-16 20:18:48 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4096891","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cloud Kicker\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">critialcloudkicker<\/span><\/a><\/span> Funnily enough, I was that santa once. One of my mother's relatives came home once with her kid, the thing was a beast in human shape, and wanted to play with something. I gave him a shortsword because it was one of the few things he couldn't break."}